Amdage Katha
Sri Lankan Amdon's Top Jokes Collection
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In An Interview
interviewer : How does an electric motor run?
AMDON : dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewer shouts : STOP IT !
AMDON : dhurr dhup dup dup dup.. doh! :-)
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See My Legs
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird
n said:Tell the bird’s name
Amdon : I dont know
Exminer : U r failed.Wats ur name?
Amdon : U see my legs, and tell me
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Strange Socks
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Amdon: Yes it's really strange
I've got another pair of the same at home
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future tense
Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense
Amdon: The future tense is "u will go to jail"
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A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid
A Teacher lecturing on population - In our country after Every 10 sec, a woman gives birth to a kid
Amdon stands up -“we must find & stop her”!
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Why R Others Running?
Amdon : why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Amdon -If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
AMDA : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
AMDA : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : AMDON, go to the map and find North America.
AMDA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : AMDON!
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TEACHER : AMDON, give me a sentence starting with "I".
AMDA : I is...
TEACHER : No, AMDON. Always say, "I am."
AMDA : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Interview
Manager :
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Amdon: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X
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too many character, no story at all
Amdon returns book to library bangs it on table & says -
What a shit ?
I read the whole book
too many character, no story at all
Librarian : So, U are the one
who took our Telephone
Directory
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I was responsible
Employer:
In this job we need
someone who is responsible
Amdon:
I’m the one you want
n my last job, every time anything went wrong
they said I was responsible
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Take an umbrella and go
Amdon told his servant:Go and water the plants.
Servant: its already raining.
Amdon: So what? Take an umbrella and go
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TEACHER : Now, AMDON, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
AMDA: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Not A Car Park
Amdon was busy removing a wheel from his Car
A man asks Amdon, why are you removing a wheel from your Car
Amdon: Cant you read the board? Parking is only for 3 wheeler. I Made It Alright
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Amdon joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Amdon :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order,
so I made it alright"
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Interview
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Amdon : February 28
Interviewer: which year?
Amdon: each & ever year
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Chemical symbol
Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Amdon: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Amdon: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined?
Amdon: BANANA
